Yesterday the rugrat’s mom and I decided it was time to tell them that I would be leaving soon. Their mom was like, “Let’s make it sound really exciting, like it’s a great opportunity and we’re really excited for you”.
Considering it is a great opportunity and we’re really excited it wasn’t a very hard task. So the mom says, “Joan has something she wants to announce” which of course makes it sound like I’m pregnant. The kids go, “We know! She already told us we’re going to Six Flags next week!”
And I’m all, “Um, this is something different guys.” So I say, “Jon and I are moving to New York…”
“I’d really love if you guys could come visit me and I’ll take you to the American Doll store, and the 3 level Toys R Us in Times Square. I’ll take you on the ferris wheel…”
THE AMERICAN DOLL STORE!?!?! YAYYYYYY!!!!
Well, this was easier than I expected.