Dear Sidewalk Swayers

Dear Sidewalk Swayers,

Yes you.  The one walking from the left side of the sidewalk to the right side and then back again.  The one walking WAY TOO SLOW.  Do you realize how hard it is for a power walker like myself to get around you when I try to go left and all of the sudden so do you?  So I change direction and try to get around you on the right, but suddenly you’re also going right?


Do you know how much more annoying you are when I’m pushing two children in a stroller, making dodging sidewalk swayers even more difficult.  Do you know how even more you are annoying when I’m pushing two children in a stroller in the rain; one hand trying to keep the stroller on track while the other tries to hold an umbrella over my head?

Please try to stay in a straight line, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.


Annoyed Power Walker

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