Hubs: I got you a surprise. It’s in the bedroom.
Me: In the bedroom…?
Hubs: No, not like that.
Me: But you got me a surprise. And it’s in the bedroom.
Turns out this big surprise hubs got “me” was a Dyson Air Multiplier. Yes, it’s very cool, but seriously… that’s my big bedroom surprise??? Oh hubs, you’re such a nerd. And I love it.