Conversation in the car when hubs picked me up from the airport:

Hubs: I got you a surprise.  It’s in the bedroom.

Me: In the bedroom…? 

Hubs: No, not like that.

Me: But you got me a surprise.  And it’s in the bedroom.

Hubs: Yes.

Turns out this big surprise hubs got “me” was a Dyson Air Multiplier.  Yes, it’s very cool, but seriously… that’s my big bedroom surprise???  Oh hubs, you’re such a nerd.  And I love it.