Me: I can’t believe we could have a baby any day.
Jon: I can’t believe in ten years we’ll have a ten year old.
Me: I can’t believe in ten years you’ll be forty.
With a vendor at work:
Vendor: You look so great!
Me: Aw, thanks.
Vendor: Let me ask you this, when did you stop working out?
Me: Ohmygosh, you thought I worked out? That’s so sweet.
With a coworker in the elevator:
Coworker: So how much longer now?
Me: Less than a week.
Coworker: Wow, your pregnancy has flown by!
Me: I’m glad it was so easy for you.
Throw in heaping doses of “How are you feeling?” and “Are you ready?” and you’ve got a pretty clear picture of what my last week has looked like.
For the record, I still feel pretty great (besides having to pee all.the.time.) and yes, I am ready.