As Seen on TV

I’ve been so lucky to have a baby that sleeps.  Adelaide only wakes up once a night, feeds immediately and then falls right back to sleep.  But while she’s feeding I turn on the tv and catch the occasional infomercial.

Last night we woke up for our 4am feed and an infomercial for a workout video came on.  If you know me at all, you’d understand that a work out video would probably be the last thing I would ever want to buy.  But you should have seen those before and afters!

So this morning when Jon got up I told him, “Babe, I found a way to get us beach ready.  I bought a work out video at 4am.”

Jon: You did?

Me: Ya, it was only three easy payments of $19.95.  BUT WAIT!  If you bought within 30 minutes they’d slash that by 75%!!!

Jon: And charge $20 in shipping?

Me: No. $7.95 AND they’ll upgrade you to free express shipping.

Jon: Looks like I’m going to be beach ready.

I should probably keep the tv turned off during future 4am feeds.

Comments

  1. Debbie Ball says:

    You are too cute! Have classes with your new DVD and we can all be beach-ready! Ha! Ha!

  2. Jean Remmert says:

    You are too funny! Do you honestly think you’ll use it? Ha! Ha!

  3. Too funny, better not view the Home Shopping Network. Try Nick at Night or even PBS, I’m sure Adelaide is ready to learn Spanish from Dora!

  4. Merridith says:

    Omg same thing happened to us! I bought a “Nicer Dicer” to chop up stuff (still haven’t used it) and Rich bought a vacuum cleaner haha.

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